I believe this is occurring to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. To be honest, I'm starting to question my sanity.
- I really need to change my routine
- This can't be real
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
This Is Insane What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a group of rabbits came out from behind a building. They were flying all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be real, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe that just happened. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to pass out! Everything was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I'm going to have to write this down
See ya later! You won't believewhat happens next!
I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like speaking aforeign click here language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I try a different approach?